moms

the job, stated plainly

Shirts for people who have been awake since four and have the situation handled. Nothing here is sentimental and nothing here is asking for credit.

44 designs. Printed when ordered.

  1. 01I WOULD DO IT ALL AGAIN, JUST NOT TODAY
  2. 02I MADE YOU AND YOU DO NOT EVEN LIKE MY COOKING
  3. 03I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE THE REASON I CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS
  4. 04EVERYTHING I OWN IS APPARENTLY OURS
  5. 05THE BEST THING I EVER DID, AND THE LOUDEST
  6. 06WORTH IT, OBVIOUSLY
  7. 07MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE, MY HARSHEST CRITICS
  8. 08I WOULD DIE FOR YOU BUT I WILL NOT PLAY THAT GAME AGAIN
  9. 09THE WORST ROOMMATES I HAVE EVER HAD
  10. 10YOU RUINED MY BODY AND MY SLEEP AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN
  11. 11NOBODY BELIEVES I KNOW WHERE IT IS
  12. 12I HAVE NOT FINISHED A SENTENCE SINCE
  13. 13I ANSWER TO A NAME SHOUTED FROM ANOTHER ROOM
  14. 14I WENT TO THE BATHROOM ALONE ONCE
  15. 15I HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT SNACKS NOW
  16. 16I USED TO HAVE THOUGHTS
  17. 17SOMEBODY IN THIS HOUSE IS NAKED AND IT ISN'T ME
  18. 18PAID IN LOVE BY UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN
  19. 19MY EMPLOYER IS SEVEN AND HAS NEVER PAID ME
  20. 20FIVE MORE MINUTES IS A LIE WE BOTH AGREED TO
  21. 21EVERY DOOR IN THIS HOUSE IS A SUGGESTION
  22. 22I HAVE HEARD THIS STORY AND IT DOES NOT IMPROVE
  23. 23I AM NOT TIRED. I AM SOMETHING WORSE.
  24. 24MY HOBBY IS LOOKING FOR A SHOE
  25. 25THEY ARE ELEVEN AND I STILL HAVEN'T SLEPT
  26. 26I HAVE NEGOTIATED HARDER OVER SOCKS THAN OVER MY MORTGAGE
  27. 27I HAVE READ THAT BOOK FOUR HUNDRED TIMES AND I STILL DON'T LIKE IT
  28. 28PLEASE STOP TOUCHING ME, I LOVE YOU
  29. 29NOBODY IS BLEEDING
  30. 30SORRY I'M LATE, I WAS HAVING A MOMENT
  31. 31IF I'M NOT ANSWERING I'M SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW
  32. 32EVERYONE ATE SOMETHING
  33. 33I'M NOT YELLING, I'M SPEAKING IN A HIGH VOICE
  34. 34LIFTING HEAVY THINGS, MOSTLY KIDS
  35. 35MY PATIENCE IS A LIMITED RESOURCE
  36. 36I REMEMBER WHERE THE KEYS ARE
  37. 37I FOUND IT WHERE YOU LEFT IT
  38. 38WE ARE LEAVING IN TEN MINUTES
  39. 39THE ORIGINAL MULTITASKER
  40. 40THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN HEAR YOU THROUGH A CLOSED DOOR
  41. 41ASK YOUR OTHER PARENT
  42. 42THE ANSWER IS STILL NO
  43. 43I PACKED IT
  44. 44PART 1, PART 2 AND PART 3 OF THE SAME MOVIE